I need scallops

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 08/20/2020 at 00:37 • Filed to: foodlopnik

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Anyone know where I can find some scallops at 12:37 am?

SmugAardvark > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/20/2020 at 00:45

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Yes, there’s a bunch of them in the ocean.

Unfortunately, their best accessory is bacon, which is generally not found in the ocean.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > SmugAardvark 08/20/2020 at 00:46

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but it’s dark out

SmugAardvark > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/20/2020 at 00:50

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Fair point. They can have hundreds of eyes, and they’d probably see you coming by the flashlight.

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I also need scallops. Fried scallops. All of them.

And some fried clams.

With lemon and tartar sauce.

And maybe a bowl of chowder.

Screw it, throw in a lobster roll too. The good kind, soaked in butter.

*Drools*

facw > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/20/2020 at 07:22

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Not allowed at work after hours?

But seriously, more 24h grocery stores please! I think I’d have to go all the way into Cambridge here.

OPPOsaurus WRX > SmugAardvark 08/20/2020 at 08:17

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100%!!! I cook the bacon a little first then wrap the scallop . I put them in a pan with lots of butter and brown sugar. Everything comes out all sticky, its awesome.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > facw 08/20/2020 at 13:44

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Mine closes at 11 and we don’t have a full seafood dept , so no scallops

facw > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/20/2020 at 14:20

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How on earth does a supermarket on a seaside island not have a well stocked seafood department? I mean I get that there aren’t exactly vast fishing fleets pulling into the Vineyard, but it still seem pretty off brand...

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > facw 08/20/2020 at 14:27

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We just don’t have room for a seafood dept. It’s just a 4ft refrigerator case filled with p repacked stuff.

SmugAardvark > OPPOsaurus WRX 08/20/2020 at 18:22

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Yup, it’s official. I am now hungry.